Carpenters were Invented Funny Tee

Carpenters – Someone to Look Up To Tee

They don’t just build houses…
they built the standards.

This tee is for the blokes (and ladies) who measure twice, cut once, and somehow still end up fixing everyone else’s mistakes. Featuring a bold illustrated carpenter mid-cut, this shirt says what every job site already knows:

Carpenters were invented so every other trade had someone to look up to.

Printed on a premium black tee with a clean, realistic chest-sized design, it’s comfortable enough for knock-off beers and tough enough to survive the job site (or at least smoko).

Why you’ll love it:

• 😏 Proper tradie humour (no HR approval needed)

• 🛠️ High-quality illustrated print

• 👕 Comfortable everyday fit

• 🖤 Black tee that hides sawdust, grease, and poor life choices

• 🇦🇺 Designed for those who actually work for a living

Perfect for carpenters, chippies, builders — or anyone brave enough to wear it around sparkies and plumbers.

Warning: May cause jealousy, eye-rolling, and unsolicited comments like
“Yeah… but can you wire it?”